I'll give you short.

Heres one for the junkie readers.

I was in serious need of bobby pins today. So i went to priceline looking for bobby pins only to find that a pack of 100 is $6!!! talk about grossly overpriced stuff...

Thank God for the reject shop. pack of 72 for a low $2!! cant complain.

Yeah and you've read too much about my life.... so thats all you're gona get out of me today!!