HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER VS. SCRUBS

I've had a little on-going debate about which tv series is funnier in my head. I cant seem to decide. But do i have to choose? cant i love both equally? Well the truth is. No i dont think i could love both equally. If i say How i met your mother is as funny as scrubs, it'll be like me cheating on my (hypothetical) boyfriend. YOU CANT LOVE BOTH JUST AS MUCH! ITS CHEATING. However thats not me saying that you shouldn't give How i met your mother a chance in standing in the 'favourite tv show' part of your myspace profile.

So, WATCH IT. It is seriously funny... and best to kill time with when you have noone to talk to at home. its like you become part of their family, only they're white and im not. (but im totally cool with being the token asian) =D didn i say it was awesome? ok. i really didn't want to say this, but..... ok this is too awkward. Darh. ok mayyybe... JUST maybe... it comes on par with SCRUBS. BUT I LOVE SCRUBSSSSSSS NOOOOOOO YOU MADE ME SAY IT. SCRUBS IS AWESOME! AND NOTHING OR NOONE CAN TAKE THAT AWAY! so dammit NO How i met your mother is NOT on par with scrubs. its 0.05% less funny than scrubs.

ok now that we have the level of humour established. Lets just take a moment to RE-realise how cool that apple-cutter is!! DUDE. it cuts your apple in 1-5secs (depending on how strong you are on pushing the cutter down the apple) LIKE OMG! ...i'm not feeling the amazed vibes here. YOU GUYS ! IT CUTS YOUR APPLE IN 2SECS!!!!!! HOW IS THAT NOT AMAZING YOU?!?! WHO NEEDS A CHOPPING BOARD AND KNIFE ANYMORE? WHEN YOU HAVE THIS AMAZING CUTTER OK LETS NOT LABEL IT THE 'APPLE CUTTER' COS IT CAN CUT PEARS TOO! OR ANY OTHER FRUIT WITH A CORE FOR THAT MATTER. yeah so you better damn well praise whoever who invented this lazy-person version of cutting apples.

Anyways, i have an essay to write. I figured spam is going to read this so let me jus say KUDOS ON YOUR NEW BLOG LAYOUT SPAM! On the scale of best to worst apple preferences, pink ladies are BAD. granny smiths are ..mm average. but baby, the FUGI? the fugi apple is like the mother of all spaceships. So your blog was like the pink lady of the apple selection. but now? Babe, you have turned the ugly (ok your blog was not ugly per se =P i'm just saying this for arguments sake, this is sorta my warm up to the essay writing part. but i cant refer to apples for my arguments! what am i gona do?!?! *panic*) gross-tasting pink lady into a cruncy, juicy and SWEET fugi apple. yes only the very best..

My God, my blog is a pink lady. *gasp* this pink lady needs to be genetically rearranged to fit the DNA of a fugi.. stay tuned. (does anyone even read this?) oh who cares.

Back to the panicing. and maybe it would be ideal to get 3000 of YOUR OWN words on the paper.