FLAG MYSTERY

I'VE FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOO! or Booo im bored... i cant decide. im pretty bored so im gonna go ahead and bore yall with the most interesting facts of my life right now which so happens to be not so interesting. i bought 2 raffle tickets for some family charity. anyway you get to win a volvo. i have a feeling...IM GONNA WIN IT!!!!!!! the draw is happening on 20nov. so yeah im counting down to the days i get to have my own car. 9 days and counting! moving on, i will be taking a shower at 735am tm morning. whoever happens to be having a shower at the same time, we can all salute to that. but lets shift to a more prevalent issue, i think about this EVERYDAY on the way to the city... WHO THE HELL CHANGES THE ROW OF FLAGS ON MOUNTS BAY ROAD?!?! omg ITS SO ANNOYING THAT I DONT KNOW. for all we know there could be like a timed machine that is so smart it is kept away in some storage room near mounts bay road and it unlocks the door with what fingers IT has then moves very secretively to the flag poles, somehow tries to camouflage itself amongst them, and magically changes the flags all in the matter of miliseconds. OR a FLAG MAN wakes up at 421am on a random day in a random week and picks a random flag and somehow manages his way up to the flagpoles and changes them! WHO DOES THAT?! AND HOW MUCH DOES HE GET PAID TO DO THAT!? WHO PAYS HIM?! AND WHERE DOES HE SLEEP!? WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE!? DOES HE HAVE A STASH OF FLAGS IN HIS HOUSE DATING BACK TO THE 80's!?! DOES HE USE THE FLAGS AS TABLE CLOTHS AND TOWELS?! COS I WOULD. does he have a beard?! there is only one way to find out.. i will have to sleep by the poles to watch what happens. maybe i will record it and make a documentary out of it. "Flags by mounts bay rd, your wildest questions answered." yes that will be the tagline.

for those who have witnessed such sacred practices, feel free to end the mystery.