SUPER-PANTRY

Behold.

i had an epiphany today.

a brilliant one.

a goosebumpy one.

in the supermarket (COLES duh. where else would i shop? woolworths ppl are effin rude, IGA well its iga)

WHEN I BECOME RICH (AND I WILL) INSTEAD OF HAVING A PANTRY.... I'D HAVE A SUPERMARKET!!!!!!! IN MY HOUSE

OMG. i know!!?! how awesome is this idea. you dont needa tell me twice .. ingenius! i know.

ok so i know you're thinking "what about all the food that goes un-eaten and expired?"

WELL. i'd get my people to keep records of my stock and every month or so they'd replace the old products with the new. as to the old products, i'd get them to donate them to local charities. thats a whole lot of food to go around y'all!

of course, this super-pantry will be open to alllllllll my friends afar and near. i mean, you just cant overlook the convenience here. when you're cooking, the thought of having whatever you want, whenever you want is so god damn sweet. and lets not forget that everything in there is free!!!! =D well prepaid. same thing. when you're rich. did someone say trolley race? oh yes, they will be plenty of that.

imagine. waking up in the morning, walking to your pantry and feeling depressed at what it contains, then opening your fridge. its the same old scene. zzzz BEHOLD. with the new and improved SUPER-PANTRY you could have every other cereal you wish you had in your pantry. every other spread, every other type of bread, every other cake, every other EVERYTHING! AND THATS JUST THE BEGINNING. cravings? just walk to your super pantry. fresh produce? less than a drive away. you get the gist.

here's another thought. super-pantry + lots of friends = party= SUPERMARKET THEMED PARTY! and we'll go with radio music this time. just this once.