REH-RIEOW!

HAHAHA SO I WAS READING SOME RANDOM PERSON'S BLOG, AND EVERYTHING I WAS READING LED ME TO CONCLUDE THAT THIS PERSON IS A LESBIAN. AND I WAS LIKE WOW SHE REALLY LOVES HER AND I CUDN BELIEVE IT. I MEAN HERE I AM READING ABOUT SOME LESBIAN'S BLOG (AND LETS NOT FORGET THE FACT THAT SHE'S SINGAPOREAN! WHICH TOTALLY FURTHER CONFIRMS THE RUMOUR OF SINGAPORES GROWING LESBIAN POPULATION!) AND IM THNKING WOW THIS IS REALLY INTERESTING. I MEAN ANYTHING HOMO IS INTERESTING BECAUSE ITS TABOO. WELL NOT SO MUCH THESE DAYS ANYMORE. BUT IT WAS SERIOUSLY INTRIGUING READING ABOUT 2WOMEN IN LOVE. LIKE ITS JUST.. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! THEN I SEE A PICTURE OF A GUY AND THE NAME 'IVAN' POPS UP EVERYWHERE. AND IM LIKE ... HANG ON A SEC THE BLOGGER'S NAME IS IVAN! HAHAHA DUHHHHH! OK SO BLONDE MOMENT IS OVER. BUT IM LEFT TO PONDER MAYBE I WAS WANTING THIS BLOGGER TO BE LESBO SO I COULD BE INTRIGUED ABOUT SOMETHING. OR MAYBE I WAS JUST TOO DUMB TO SEE THE SIGNS. IN MY DEFENCE! THE BLOG GIVES ABSOLUTELY NO SIGN OF MASCULINITY, OR 'GUY-ISH' VIBES OF ANY KIND! OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT HE IS HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH A GIRL. SO... HE DEF NEEDS WORK! NOT ME. I REST MY CASE.

AND SPEAKING OF LOVE, IN LAST NIGHT'S BOSTON LEGAL EPISODE, DANNY CRANE AND ALAN SHORE WHERE TALKING ON THE BALCONY AS THEY DO AT THE END OF EVERYDAY. AND ALAN WAS ASKED THE QUESTION, "WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN LOVE?" AND HE SAYS HE'S NOT ONE TO BE IN LOVE BECAUSE HE FEARS IT. THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE CONTROLLING PART OF YOU IS NOT MASCULINE. BEING IN COMPLETE CONTROL MAKES THEM KING OF THEIR DOMAINS. AND IN A WAY THAT IS TRUE. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE VULNERABLE TO ANYONE? SURE LOVE IS GREAT. IT IS ALL THAT MOVIES MAKE IT OUT TO BE. LOVE EXISTS, THATS FOR SURE. BUT THE THOUGHT OF GIVING SO MUCH OF YOURSELF TO SOMEONE ELSE IS JUST A VERY UNSETTLING THOUGHT. GUYS WHO ARE IN LOVE... GOD THEY ARE SOO GROSS! LIKE GET A GRIP. YEA ITS CUTE AND ALL BUT YOU'VE JUST LOST YOURSELF THE RIGHT TO BE KING OF YOUR OWN DOMAINS! THAT'S A HUGE LOSS, DONT YOU THINK?

OBVIOUSLY IM BEING BIASED HERE. SO IM AWARE THAT ITS NOT A VERY FAIR STATEMENT. BUT ALL'S FAIR IN THE WORLD OF LOVE AND WAR. GO FIND YOUR LOVE AND BE VULNERABLE! COS THATS WHAT THE 'COOL CATS' DO.