THE RIBENA THEORY

In an effort to create more publicity and hype for the upcoming release of "The Ribena Experiment" report (which FYI has not been completed yet, but not to worry my ribena friends! SAF Productions promises you it is worth the wait.) I've decided on my own accord that a ribena theory needs to be formulated. Now before i go further into this theory, here's a brief introduction to SAF Productions.

SAF Productions is an organisation founded by Gowri Suppiah and myself back in the year of 2005- a time of awesomeness and, when seriousness was not even a word. If there's any name you're gonna remember today, it will be this one- SAF is an abbreviation for Special Agents Funk. Who are these special agents? Yup. You guessed it, Special agent dfunk and gfunk. =D

No, we're not the losers you think we are. Dont believe me? WE MADE A POCKY QUIZ. AND A BOOK OF QUOTATIONS AND MANY OTHER THINGS. OUR GOAL IS TO REMIND YOU STUPID LITTLE PEOPLE NOT TO TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUSLY AND DRINK SOME RIBENA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. THE CONCENTRATE HAS VITAMIN C AND WHO THE HELL DRINKS IT FOR VIT C ANYWAY? THATS RIGHT. I'V JUS EFFECTIVELY ELIMINATED THE LIST OF 'WHY SHUD I DRINK RIBENA' FOR YOU.

AND AS FOR THE RIBENA THEORY? MUCH TO YOUR DISAPPOINTMENT, THE FULL CAPACITY OF IT HAS NOT YET COME TO PASS, BUT YOU SHALL WAIT. FOR NOW, THE BIRTH OF THE THEORY STATES "DRINK A GLASS OF RIBENA (MADE BY DFUNK ONLY) A DAY AND IT WILL GRADUALLY TURN YOU INTO A HAPPIER PERSON OVER A PERIOD OF 3 DAYS." I LOVE TYPING IN CAPS. IT MAKES ME HEARD.

SO LONG SUCKERS! you better be walking to the fridge right now and making yourself a ribena drink. Mine tastes better but dont worry, i will write a recipe for you eh? cos im nice. they teach us to be nice at SAF productions. well sortof.

Here is something i modelled on VIZ. This is the Dom-ino Frame designed by Le Corbusier in 1914. oh wow i just surprised myself by telling you that... I DO KNOW STUFF. take that anette condello! woman with wierd haircut and wierd fashion and funny walk and married an essay with 1000 footnotes. no make that 1million footnotes. she loves footnotes so much she wants to make little mr and miss footnotes of her own.